Saturday, January 26, 2008
celebrating the 69th post on my blog, cheers people!! (response: we love you and we thank you oh blog =.=)
hey, why like that, must be happy ya :D okay let me share something funny!
on some barbie dolls were the description tags of each barbie...so which barbie would you buy??
1st barbie:
"Armadale Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
2nd barbie:
"Footscray Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit(if you dont know what we're talking about, ask your neighbourhood police). This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills)
3rd barbie:
"St Kilda Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! sooooo...which barbie would you choose?? i think i would probably get the barbie/ken barbie doll, because its like getting 2 barbies at the same time xD
okay, here's my all time favourite--blond jokes!! haha, i looove dumb blonds!
1st one:
A blonde in Canada wanted to do a spot of ice fishing. So after getting all the right tools together, she headed towards the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the women moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot
chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time quite scared, the women moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
She raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''
The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''
2nd joke:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What on earth do you think you are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "..And where do you think you're going?!"
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
haha, so its nice to be funny, but not nice to be a blond! hahaha x)) i came across this picture where there were 5 women standing facing the wall, and holding up their registration numbers. the caption was "SPOT THE BLONDES". and then i realised that the blondes were all holding their numbers upside-down. haha, so wengchen's going senile soon, had better not become influenced by blondes! :D
the first might not be the last......
hey, why like that, must be happy ya :D okay let me share something funny!
on some barbie dolls were the description tags of each barbie...so which barbie would you buy??
1st barbie:
"Armadale Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
2nd barbie:
"Footscray Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit(if you dont know what we're talking about, ask your neighbourhood police). This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills)
3rd barbie:
"St Kilda Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! sooooo...which barbie would you choose?? i think i would probably get the barbie/ken barbie doll, because its like getting 2 barbies at the same time xD
okay, here's my all time favourite--blond jokes!! haha, i looove dumb blonds!
1st one:
A blonde in Canada wanted to do a spot of ice fishing. So after getting all the right tools together, she headed towards the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the women moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot
chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time quite scared, the women moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
She raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''
The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''
2nd joke:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What on earth do you think you are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "..And where do you think you're going?!"
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
haha, so its nice to be funny, but not nice to be a blond! hahaha x)) i came across this picture where there were 5 women standing facing the wall, and holding up their registration numbers. the caption was "SPOT THE BLONDES". and then i realised that the blondes were all holding their numbers upside-down. haha, so wengchen's going senile soon, had better not become influenced by blondes! :D
the first might not be the last......
何時も同じな空の下で笑えるからさ, 1:31 pm.
